The black man leaves the strip club.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

falling didnt make the difference

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Nickelback

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A young baby died.

8

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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