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Lil' Wayne

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A man walks into a bar.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Where's my baby??

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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