What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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this is not a joke. jks

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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