What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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womens rights

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A kid has no friends.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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