- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

DESERT

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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