- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A woman walks into a bar.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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