Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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