Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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yes... that's the joke

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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