Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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womens rights

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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