- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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