- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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