- Anti Joke

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes