- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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