What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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