What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

josh roberts got the d in geog

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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