- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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