what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A Sloth runs...

whats 2+2? 4

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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