You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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leon harney ya pikey

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Donald Trump

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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