The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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