So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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How old are you? 20

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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WNBA

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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