- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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