Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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