- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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