- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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