I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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