- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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