- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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I am a women

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

whats chinese noodles

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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