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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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