why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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