Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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