- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Poop swing

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

This is not a joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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