- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Women's rights

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Why did the book disappear?

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Daym im romantic

HEY!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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