who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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potatoes

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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