Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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NEVER

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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