What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Get off my porch.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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