Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Moooo

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A white person at Harvard

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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