Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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knock knock

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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