What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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