A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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poop

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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