- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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