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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Donald Trump.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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