Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

knock, knock. come in.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Gun Control

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Terry has ebola

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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