whats good about poland... fukk all

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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A man sat on a chair

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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