http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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I agree

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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giddy goat

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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