Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

oooh look a banshee

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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