The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Your dads dead. lol

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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