My friend harris is fat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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And more;

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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