what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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