Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Nah

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Harry Styles

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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antijoke is the best website.

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racism...deal with it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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