What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

YO FACE

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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