What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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AIDS

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Yo mama's fat.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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