Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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