- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Bumsniffer

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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