Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Poop

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Anti Joke

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