a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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My friend harris is fat.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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