- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is White over Black? Society.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Religion.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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