- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

we all know sammi has a penis

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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