Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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