When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Your Mom

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Xbox One

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elen degeneres is straight....

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Justin Bieber.

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