- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

why was the boy sad? because.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

you and your family will die tonight

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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