A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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hey justin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Donald Trump

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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HURT

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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