Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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People...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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