- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

mark is religion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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