A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Hahaha

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Anti Joke

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