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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Elizabeth Warren

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

No thank you, I don't like violence

The WNBA

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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