- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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