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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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How would you rule?

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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