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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

2 + 2 = 4

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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