Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Knock knock, COME IN!

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

A person from Singapore eats

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A white person at Harvard

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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