- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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dick dick dick... frogs

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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