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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Black people stink of shite!

my mind's eye?

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