Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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women's rights

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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He walked in a bar

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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