Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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