- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

I've got a dig bick

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

A child walks into a classroom.

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