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I wrote a funny joke.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

when debbie meets downer

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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