- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

i have two hands.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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