- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

you and your family will die tonight

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A dyslexic blind man

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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