Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Brad Fuller!

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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420

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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