- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

You will not press the like button.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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