did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Gay Rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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