People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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poop nuff said

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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The WNBA

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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